Man, could you please take your barking somewhere else? A bloke was actually barking at the top of his lungs on the street where I live. Some kids barked back at him. But he kept on. And on. And on. I think he may have stressed his vocal chords because finally he has stopped.

After a steaming bowl of dumplings, a small bottle of Coke and a bowl of soup, I didn't really mind. Now there's just the real barking dogs left...ruff ruff

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