An actual conversation with a sixth grader...
 
"My fish died" 
"Oh, really?  Did you have to flush it?"
"Nahh.  My turtle ate it." 
"How is your turtle?"
"Well I don't have it any more. It grew up and got big so my mom released it to the pond by our house."
 
 

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